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Got a Story Tip?
We're always looking for tales from the firehouse, ambulance, dispatch center, or that one call everyone's still talking about. Best submissions get featured (with appropriate anonymity for the guilty).
We want to hear about:
- • What B-Shift did now
- • Probie disasters (non-injury)
- • Bizarre calls (the weirder the better)
- • Station drama (we'll change the names)
- • Equipment that should have been replaced in 2003
- • Things chiefs have actually said
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real news organization?
Legally, no. Spiritually, also no. But we try hard.
Will you write about my department?
We write about fictional departments. If it sounds like yours, that's concerning for you, not us.
Can I advertise with CJN?
Yes! We're not proud. Our rates are "whatever you're willing to pay."
My chief is mad about one of your articles.
That's not a question, but we recommend showing them the disclaimer.