Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using the Chud Johnson News website ("chud.news," "we," "us," or "our"), you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provisions of this agreement. If you do not agree to abide by these terms, please do not use this website.

2. Description of Service

Chud Johnson News is a satirical entertainment website that publishes fictional content targeting the public safety community, including firefighters, emergency medical services personnel, law enforcement, and dispatchers. All content published on this website is entirely fictional and created for entertainment purposes only.

3. Satirical Content Disclaimer

All articles, stories, images, and other content on Chud Johnson News are works of satire and fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, actual events, organizations, or locales is entirely coincidental. The content is not intended to be taken as factual reporting.

By using this website, you acknowledge and agree that:

• All content is satirical and fictional in nature
• No content should be interpreted as factual news reporting
• Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner
• Any opinions expressed are for entertainment purposes and do not represent the views of any real person or organization

4. Intellectual Property Rights

The content on this website, including but not limited to text, graphics, images, logos, and software, is the property of Chud Johnson News and is protected by United States and international copyright laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, publicly perform, republish, download, store, or transmit any of the material on our website without prior written consent, except as follows:

• You may share links to our content on social media platforms
• You may quote brief excerpts for purposes of commentary, criticism, or news reporting, provided proper attribution is given
• You may print or download one copy of a reasonable number of pages for your own personal, non-commercial use

5. User Conduct

When using our website or submitting content to us, you agree not to:

• Use the website for any unlawful purpose or in violation of any applicable laws
• Submit false, misleading, or defamatory content
• Impersonate any person or entity or misrepresent your affiliation with any person or entity
• Interfere with or disrupt the website or servers connected to the website
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the website
• Use any automated means to access the website or collect information from it

6. User Submissions

If you submit story ideas, tips, comments, or other content to Chud Johnson News, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media.

You represent and warrant that you own or control all rights to the content you submit and that use of your content does not violate these Terms or any applicable law and will not cause injury to any person or entity.

7. Third-Party Links

Our website may contain links to third-party websites or services that are not owned or controlled by Chud Johnson News. We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

9. Limitation of Liability

10. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Chud Johnson News and its officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents, licensors, and suppliers from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms or your use of the website.

11. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any legal action or proceeding arising under these Terms will be brought exclusively in the federal or state courts located in the United States, and you consent to the personal jurisdiction and venue therein.

12. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time at our sole discretion. If a revision is material, we will provide at least 30 days' notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion. By continuing to access or use our website after any revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms.

13. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us: