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Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire
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3 weeks ago
Chud Johnson News Staff
Chud Johnson News field correspondent Petrina Johnson reported live from the scene of a three-alarm apartment fire downtown last night, delivering crucial updates while maintaining her signature journalistic composure.
"I'm here at the scene where firefighters are doing... firefighter things," Petrina reported, gesturing vaguely at the emergency vehicles behind her. "Sources tell me there is definitely fire involved, and also water. The water appears to be fighting the fire. More at 11."
Battalion Chief Rodriguez praised the coverage, stating, "We've never had a reporter actually stand that close to the hose line before. Mostly because it's incredibly dangerous and we asked her repeatedly to move. But her dedication to journalism is... something."
Petrina's coverage won the prestigious "Most Likely to Get Hit By a Ladder" award from the Firefighters' Press Association.
"I'm here at the scene where firefighters are doing... firefighter things," Petrina reported, gesturing vaguely at the emergency vehicles behind her. "Sources tell me there is definitely fire involved, and also water. The water appears to be fighting the fire. More at 11."
Battalion Chief Rodriguez praised the coverage, stating, "We've never had a reporter actually stand that close to the hose line before. Mostly because it's incredibly dangerous and we asked her repeatedly to move. But her dedication to journalism is... something."
Petrina's coverage won the prestigious "Most Likely to Get Hit By a Ladder" award from the Firefighters' Press Association.
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