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C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line

A routine suburban "can job" devolves into a masterclass on how to violate every SOP in the book while looking confident doing it.

Breaking Structure Fire Firefighter

Breaking • 2 weeks ago

REPORT: Local Blaze Extinguished, But "The Boys" Are Still Fighting Alimony and CrossFit WODs at Job Town

Petrina braves the lingering smoke to bring you the real story: a volunteer’s Honda Civic heroics, a Chief’s search for his "good side," and one Salty Dog’s expensive quest for the American Dream.

Breaking Structure Fire Humor

Breaking • 3 weeks ago

BREAKING: Firefighter Discovers Thermal Imaging Camera Also Works on Cold Pizza

A stunning breakthrough in firehouse cuisine technology has rocked the emergency services world.

Firefighter Station Life Equipment +2 more

Breaking • 3 weeks ago

Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks

Responding firefighters report feeling "unusually alert" after exposure.

Breaking CJN Humor

Breaking • 3 weeks ago

Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire

Our intrepid field reporter braves smoke and chaos to bring you the stories that matter.

Breaking Structure Fire CJN

Breaking • 3 weeks ago

BREAKING: Four-Alarm Response to Burnt Toast Deemed "Completely Justified"

Fire Chief defends massive deployment to apartment complex smoke detector activation.

Firefighter Breaking Humor

Breaking • 1 month ago

Historic Iowa Barn Fire Traced to "Creative Electrical Work" From 1947

Fire marshal discovers wiring that predates most safety regulations.

Breaking Structure Fire Investigation

Breaking • 1 month ago

Seattle House Fire Leaves Investigators Asking "Why Was There a Hot Tub in the Attic?"

Structural engineers called in to answer questions fire crews can't.

Breaking Structure Fire Investigation +1 more

Breaking • 1 month ago

Historic Boston Bank Fire Destroys 150 Years of "Totally Legitimate" Records

Several people seem suspiciously relieved about the loss of historical documents.

Breaking Structure Fire Investigation +1 more

Breaking • 1 month ago

California House Fire Provides Unexpected Test for New Fireproof Landscaping

Homeowner's defensible space investment "paying off" in real-time.

Breaking Structure Fire

Breaking • 1 month ago

Vermont Church Fire Reveals 200-Year-Old Hidden Room, Contents Surprise Everyone

Firefighters discover space that doesn't appear on any church blueprints.

Breaking Structure Fire Investigation

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C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line

REPORT: Local Blaze Extinguished, But "The Boys" Are Still Fighting Alimony and CrossFit WODs at Job Town

BREAKING: Firefighter Discovers Thermal Imaging Camera Also Works on Cold Pizza

Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks

Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire

BREAKING: Four-Alarm Response to Burnt Toast Deemed "Completely Justified"

Historic Iowa Barn Fire Traced to "Creative Electrical Work" From 1947

Seattle House Fire Leaves Investigators Asking "Why Was There a Hot Tub in the Attic?"

Historic Boston Bank Fire Destroys 150 Years of "Totally Legitimate" Records

California House Fire Provides Unexpected Test for New Fireproof Landscaping

Vermont Church Fire Reveals 200-Year-Old Hidden Room, Contents Surprise Everyone