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California House Fire Provides Unexpected Test for New Fireproof Landscaping
Homeowner's defensible space investment "paying off" in real-time.
1 month ago
Chud Johnson News Staff
A residential fire in Malibu provided an unplanned demonstration of proper defensible space techniques when flames stopped almost exactly at the homeowner's recently-installed fireproof landscaping perimeter.
"We've been telling people for years to clear brush and use fire-resistant plants," Fire Marshal Williams said. "And here's proof it works. The fire came right up to the property line and just... ran out of fuel."
Homeowner Janet Chen, who invested $15,000 in drought-resistant, fire-safe landscaping last year, watched from a safe distance as her neighbors' ornamental junipers "went up like Roman candles" while her property remained intact.
"My HOA fought me on removing the decorative hedges," Chen said. "They sent letters about 'aesthetic conformity.' Well, my aesthetically non-conforming rocks just saved my house. How's that for curb appeal?"
The fire, which destroyed two neighboring structures, was contained by crews within three hours. No injuries were reported.
The HOA has not responded to requests for comment but has reportedly scheduled an emergency meeting about "updating landscaping guidelines."
"We've been telling people for years to clear brush and use fire-resistant plants," Fire Marshal Williams said. "And here's proof it works. The fire came right up to the property line and just... ran out of fuel."
Homeowner Janet Chen, who invested $15,000 in drought-resistant, fire-safe landscaping last year, watched from a safe distance as her neighbors' ornamental junipers "went up like Roman candles" while her property remained intact.
"My HOA fought me on removing the decorative hedges," Chen said. "They sent letters about 'aesthetic conformity.' Well, my aesthetically non-conforming rocks just saved my house. How's that for curb appeal?"
The fire, which destroyed two neighboring structures, was contained by crews within three hours. No injuries were reported.
The HOA has not responded to requests for comment but has reportedly scheduled an emergency meeting about "updating landscaping guidelines."
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