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Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks | BREAKING: Firefighter Discovers Thermal Imaging Camera Also Works on Cold Pizza | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | Nutella Nightmare: 900lb Man Sinks in Mud Pit, 50 Chiefs Mobilize Epic Extraction | Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire | C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line | Chud Johnson Interviews Fire Chief on Department Budget Crisis | REPORT: Local Blaze Extinguished, But "The Boys" Are Still Fighting Alimony and CrossFit WODs at Job Town | Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks | BREAKING: Firefighter Discovers Thermal Imaging Camera Also Works on Cold Pizza | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | Nutella Nightmare: 900lb Man Sinks in Mud Pit, 50 Chiefs Mobilize Epic Extraction | Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire | C-Shift Sets New Standard for "Aggressive Fire Attack" by Ventilating Neighbor’s House and Parking on Supply Line | Chud Johnson Interviews Fire Chief on Department Budget Crisis | REPORT: Local Blaze Extinguished, But "The Boys" Are Still Fighting Alimony and CrossFit WODs at Job Town |

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Sovereign Citizen Declares Honda Civic 'Private Land Vessel,' Bills Cop $50K/Min at Arby's

Satire • 3 months ago

Sovereign Citizen Declares Honda Civic 'Private Land Vessel,' Bills Cop $50K/Min at Arby's

A routine taillight stop turned into a 45-minute admiralty law seminar when 'Traveler: Dave of the Family Smith' demanded silver bullion for his French Dip rights. Officer Mike Reynolds emerged with a fee schedule in crayon and zero curly fries.

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Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor"

Local • 3 months ago

Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor"

Four-hour investigation reveals source was neighbor's experimental cooking.

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WATCH: Dispatcher Achieves Inner Peace After 10,000th Vague Location

Local • 4 months ago

WATCH: Dispatcher Achieves Inner Peace After 10,000th Vague Location

911 operator reached enlightenment after caller describes location as "by the thing near the place."