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Local Volunteer Fire Department Somehow Responds to Every Call | Chud Johnson Interviews Fire Chief on Department Budget Crisis | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks | Chud Johnson News Van Gets Stuck in Mud During Live Report | Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor" | Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire | Four Lateral Transfers Hit Big FD: 'We Left Snoozetown for Real Calls!' | Local Volunteer Fire Department Somehow Responds to Every Call | Chud Johnson Interviews Fire Chief on Department Budget Crisis | Fire Department Ceremony Goes Exactly as Planned for Once | Semi Truck Fire on I-95: Cargo Revealed to Be 10,000 Cases of Energy Drinks | Chud Johnson News Van Gets Stuck in Mud During Live Report | Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor" | Petrina Johnson Reports Live from Downtown Apartment Fire | Four Lateral Transfers Hit Big FD: 'We Left Snoozetown for Real Calls!' |

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Sovereign Citizen Declares Honda Civic 'Private Land Vessel,' Bills Cop $50K/Min at Arby's

Satire • 3 weeks ago

Sovereign Citizen Declares Honda Civic 'Private Land Vessel,' Bills Cop $50K/Min at Arby's

A routine taillight stop turned into a 45-minute admiralty law seminar when 'Traveler: Dave of the Family Smith' demanded silver bullion for his French Dip rights. Officer Mike Reynolds emerged with a fee schedule in crayon and zero curly fries.

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Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor"

Local • 3 weeks ago

Entire Suburban Street Blocked by Emergency Response to "Suspicious Odor"

Four-hour investigation reveals source was neighbor's experimental cooking.

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WATCH: Dispatcher Achieves Inner Peace After 10,000th Vague Location

Local • 1 month ago

WATCH: Dispatcher Achieves Inner Peace After 10,000th Vague Location

911 operator reached enlightenment after caller describes location as "by the thing near the place."