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Chud Johnson Conducts Follow-Up Interview After Chief "Forgets" First Meeting

Chief claims no memory of previous interview despite video evidence.

1 month ago
Chud Johnson News Staff
Chud Johnson Conducts Follow-Up Interview After Chief "Forgets" First Meeting
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In a persistent display of journalism, Chud Johnson returned to Fire Chief Patterson's office this week for a "follow-up interview," despite the Chief's insistence that no previous interview had occurred.

"I have no record of meeting with you before," Chief Patterson stated, glancing nervously at the door. "I don't know what Chud Johnson News is. Is there security nearby?"

Chud, undeterred, produced a photograph from their previous meeting, showing the Chief mid-sentence and clearly uncomfortable. "That could be anyone," the Chief responded. "That's clearly photoshopped. I don't own a shirt like that."

The interview proceeded despite these protestations, with Chud asking several probing questions about department overtime policies that the Chief answered by repeatedly checking his watch and mentioning a "previous engagement that definitely exists."

Sources within the department confirm the Chief has since implemented a new policy requiring all media requests to be submitted in writing, translated into Latin, and notarized by three independent parties. Chud has already completed the paperwork for his next visit.
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