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Rookie Paramedic Achieves New Record: Asks "What's Your Emergency?" 847 Times
Local EMS prodigy sets departmental record that veterans say "will never be broken."
4 weeks ago
Chud Johnson News Staff
Fresh-faced paramedic Sarah "By The Book" Chen has shattered the department's long-standing record for most times asking "What's your emergency?" in a single 24-hour shift, logging an astounding 847 instances of the phrase.
"I just want to make sure I'm following protocol," Chen explained, her field training officer visibly twitching in the background. "The manual says to always ask what the emergency is. So I ask. Every time. Even when we're already on scene at the emergency."
The previous record of 312 was set in 1987 by a dispatcher who was later found to have been sleep-talking.
Chen's FTO, veteran paramedic Dan Morrison, has reportedly applied for early retirement, a transfer, and "possibly witness protection" following the shift.
"I just want to make sure I'm following protocol," Chen explained, her field training officer visibly twitching in the background. "The manual says to always ask what the emergency is. So I ask. Every time. Even when we're already on scene at the emergency."
The previous record of 312 was set in 1987 by a dispatcher who was later found to have been sleep-talking.
Chen's FTO, veteran paramedic Dan Morrison, has reportedly applied for early retirement, a transfer, and "possibly witness protection" following the shift.
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