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Four Lateral Transfers Hit Big FD: 'We Left Snoozetown for Real Calls!'

A quartet of wide-eyed laterals from Tinyville FD just landed at Metro Fire, boasting big skills from their sleepy old haunt. Spoiler: Their 'expertise' is turning heads—for all the wrong reasons.

Probie Station Life Firefighter +1 more

Local • 3 weeks ago

Local Fire Chief Bans Word "Quiet" After 47th Consecutive Jinx This Month

Department implements strict vocabulary policy following "unprecedented streak of self-inflicted chaos."

Probie Station Life Chief +1 more

Local • 3 weeks ago

New Probationary Firefighter Already Knows Everything, Reports Confirm

Fresh academy graduate reportedly has "nothing left to learn" after completing 16-week program.

Firefighter Probie Humor

Local • 3 weeks ago

Probie Sets New Department Record for Hose Entanglement

Veteran firefighters "genuinely impressed" by the complexity of the knots involved.

Probie Equipment Training +1 more

National • 4 weeks ago

Rookie Paramedic Achieves New Record: Asks "What's Your Emergency?" 847 Times

Local EMS prodigy sets departmental record that veterans say "will never be broken."

EMS Probie Humor

Local • 1 month ago

Patient With Paper Cut Arrives at ER Connected to All Available Monitors

EMTs explain they were "just being thorough" with the 47 electrodes.

EMS Probie Humor